Toddlers Daily To-Do List – Seems pretty accurate to be honest – Anyone able to relate? 😀
Originally posted 2021-02-23 15:53:25.
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Toddlers Daily To Do List
Claire
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9.5 Shit in the bathtub
Just put my toddler down for his nap. He was upset about it, but now he’s quiet. I’ll bet it’s cause he’s ripping his diaper off.
I’m through 8 already and its only 8:30am!
Have you been stalking my family? Haha!
Also, reading the same books multiple times throughout the day… there’s only so many times I can read goodnight moon and “my first 100 words” without going completely insane.
To add to 10: wanting to read 10 books at bedtime, all of which are the same ones you read 3 times earlier that day. You say “ok. The end. Now it’s bedtime!”… your toddler says no and asks for one more book. You say “no. It’s bedtime”… your toddler then throws a tantrum because they REALLY need to read Honey Bunny before they fall asleep. So you say “ok. One more book” and then end up reading 5 more
Some kids remain toddlers for like 30+ years so their moms get them married to some random nanny.
This is the way. Toddler with 💎 🙌🏽.
This made me laugh. Kill me.
Like oh my gosh, why are they so angry all the time?! 😅
Ah, it’s my day in bulletpoint format! Only multiply by 3 (I have a four year old and two year old twins).
I’d like to make an addition to number 5:
Demand food and then immediately say/scream ” I don’t want it” or “I don’t like it” after receiving demanded food.
Seems pretty accurate to me.
Starting the day with Jesus and ending it with the devil is pretty much accurate
Laughing demonically over here at this. Thank you for this. So good
I’m so glad I’m not the only one who loses my shit 😅 I find myself apologizing to my toddler soo often because I can’t keep it together. Lord help me when I have to stay at home with her all day
Lmfao. I’ve never felt so seen.
I have a three month old son-you guys are scaring me 🤣
Where’s the “Ask why after everything” item?
I feel like you must have a camera set up in my house, this is too accurate lol
#6 happens on the regular over here…
Can we add: throw fit while having nappy changed; kick legs so violently that you kick yourself in the face; cry.
Where is the part where the toddler runs in a circle while screaming?
Man there’s nothing more offensive then when the toddler suddenly becomes the rational person right as you lose your shit. Theyre like “wow mom, such an adult response” then after you calm down they go back to being psycho