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Show Me A Sweaty Ass!

📷 credit @anxiousmoms on Instagram

Such is the life of an anxious person at the doctor’s office.  We couldn’t decide which to share. So we shared both. 😂🤷‍♀️

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apeachingeorgia
apeachingeorgia
1 month ago

😂😂😂😂

mama_mowl
mama_mowl
1 month ago

I had a dermatologist appointment and sweat so badly that the table paper stuck to the back of my legs. I tried to peel it off quickly but I was caught. The amazing NP that I see assured me that I wasn’t the only one 😂

brandee___scoggins
brandee___scoggins
1 month ago

I wander around the room until she walks in for that very reason.

maryj_in_kc
maryj_in_kc
1 month ago

This is pretty much like sitting on a toilet in a public restroom for me. There’s no way that paper is protecting anyone from anything🙄🤮

_mother_of_g_
_mother_of_g_
1 month ago

Omg its the worst. So embarrassing . Then they’re like slide down…. 😂😂😂 I’m ripping paper as I go.

thebalanceafterbaby
thebalanceafterbaby
1 month ago

Ahahahha omg I thought I was the only one 😩👏👏👏

ange_stan
ange_stan
1 month ago

ITS NOT JUST ME?! 🎉💪🎉

yogafangirl_
yogafangirl_
1 month ago

Your lists trigger me. Maybe they trigger you too. Maybe don’t focus on being anxious as much

mhoard71506
mhoard71506
1 month ago

I rarely sweat 🤷‍♀️

erikaapplesauce
erikaapplesauce
1 month ago

When I was pregnant, I used to have an OB apt in the morning, and STILL have paper stuck to my butt when I got home from work. Without fail. Husband thought it was hilarious. 😂

erinpesano
erinpesano
1 month ago

My heart always races like crazy! I think I have white coat syndrome!

pattimakesquilts
pattimakesquilts
1 month ago

Try being a very overweight anxious woman who got stuck in her gown when having a mammogram and had to ask the tech to pull it off my ample arms. That was my afternoon treat. 😳

hlipsey87
hlipsey87
1 month ago

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 I bring a towel to every exam because I get real tired of picking paper out of my crack. I feel you.

thelittlehomesteader
thelittlehomesteader
1 month ago

Wait, we’re supposed to leave the gown open in the back?! 😬 I have been wearing it backwards the whole time?!?

laureninwonderland14
laureninwonderland14
1 month ago

I’m way too freezing in those offices to be sweating 🤣

impromptu.grace
impromptu.grace
1 month ago

I get so anxious about the gown and the paper and the fire alarm that I pack a freshly washed, light robe to wear in place of the gown. The smell of my fabric softener calms me plus I know im fully covered in softness. I also bring it in a large tote where I stash all my clothes so I don’t have to worry about folding them or having to leave without them. #anxietymanagement #littlethings

jmp848
jmp848
1 month ago

anyone else worried you have toilet paper bits lost in there? 🤣😫🤣😫

bees.knees.tx
bees.knees.tx
1 month ago

Do you ever sit there in the very immodest gown and think, “this would be a horrible time for the fire alarm to go off” 😳 just me?

kelseakay
kelseakay
1 month ago

Omg and then when you have to slide down and you bring the paper with you 😳

pnw_channy
pnw_channy
1 month ago

And why the hell do we tuck our bra and underwear under our folded jeans on the chair in the corner? We are in backless “gown” for goodness sake. What do we think we are hiding?

maryfairyboberry
maryfairyboberry
1 month ago

Haha my ass eats the paper every time

ksujulie
ksujulie
1 month ago

I hate that the paper is white! Like, I hoped I cleaned up well 😂

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