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Such is the life of an anxious person at the doctor’s office.  We couldn’t decide which to share. So we shared both. 😂🤷‍♀️

Originally posted 2021-03-03 12:39:48.


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  1. I had a dermatologist appointment and sweat so badly that the table paper stuck to the back of my legs. I tried to peel it off quickly but I was caught. The amazing NP that I see assured me that I wasn’t the only one 😂

  2. This is pretty much like sitting on a toilet in a public restroom for me. There’s no way that paper is protecting anyone from anything🙄🤮

  3. When I was pregnant, I used to have an OB apt in the morning, and STILL have paper stuck to my butt when I got home from work. Without fail. Husband thought it was hilarious. 😂

  4. Try being a very overweight anxious woman who got stuck in her gown when having a mammogram and had to ask the tech to pull it off my ample arms. That was my afternoon treat. 😳

  5. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 I bring a towel to every exam because I get real tired of picking paper out of my crack. I feel you.

  6. Wait, we’re supposed to leave the gown open in the back?! 😬 I have been wearing it backwards the whole time?!?

  7. I get so anxious about the gown and the paper and the fire alarm that I pack a freshly washed, light robe to wear in place of the gown. The smell of my fabric softener calms me plus I know im fully covered in softness. I also bring it in a large tote where I stash all my clothes so I don’t have to worry about folding them or having to leave without them. #anxietymanagement #littlethings

  8. Do you ever sit there in the very immodest gown and think, “this would be a horrible time for the fire alarm to go off” 😳 just me?

  9. And why the hell do we tuck our bra and underwear under our folded jeans on the chair in the corner? We are in backless “gown” for goodness sake. What do we think we are hiding?

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