Me and my “micropenis nipples” are busy! 😂
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Originally posted 2021-01-05 21:33:53.
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Me and my “micropenis nipples” are busy.
Claire
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If some one tried to show up at my house unannounced right now I straight up wouldn’t answer the door.
I feel this deep in my soul and thank god those days are over… for now 😂
Ahahahahaha micropenis nipple!!! The accuracy 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yay I am not alone. My husband just ordered me pump lube. Since they are “kinda like a penis, just less blood. Thought it might be more comfortable.” After I complained of sore nipples after the 5th pump of the day.
I’ve EP for almost 10 months and every time I pump I wonder if my nipples will ever return to normal.
…. sigh ‘ looks down at pepperoni nipples’
Mine are gorilla tits when I pump lmao
I’d been thinking this for a while and feeling super weird about it (and honestly not wanting my husband to notice) when one day he looked over and made the exact same observation. Strangely, it made me laugh and feel less embarrassed about how they looked.
I have tiny nipples, so I guess I would have mini micro penis nipples 😅
It me
As an EPer, this makes me feel less weird about my nips 😂
This is hilarious I literally LOL