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Me and my “micropenis nipples” are busy.

Me and my “micropenis nipples” are busy.

Originally posted 2021-01-05 21:33:53.

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dita_von_toes
dita_von_toes
1 month ago

I feel this deep in my soul and thank god those days are over… for now 😂

Ayedee1007
Ayedee1007
1 month ago

Ahahahahaha micropenis nipple!!! The accuracy 😂😂😂😂😂😂

aquielmarie
aquielmarie
1 month ago

Yay I am not alone. My husband just ordered me pump lube. Since they are “kinda like a penis, just less blood. Thought it might be more comfortable.” After I complained of sore nipples after the 5th pump of the day.

mamabwow22
mamabwow22
2 months ago

This is hilarious I literally LOL

Jellybeanpdx
Jellybeanpdx
2 months ago

Mine are gorilla tits when I pump lmao

yesterdayihadabanana
yesterdayihadabanana
1 month ago

I’ve EP for almost 10 months and every time I pump I wonder if my nipples will ever return to normal.
…. sigh ‘ looks down at pepperoni nipples’

hermajestyhottie
hermajestyhottie
2 months ago

It me

kitkatraven
kitkatraven
1 month ago

If some one tried to show up at my house unannounced right now I straight up wouldn’t answer the door.

crestedgeckovivi
crestedgeckovivi
2 months ago

I have tiny nipples, so I guess I would have mini micro penis nipples 😅

ElizaDooo
ElizaDooo
2 months ago

I’d been thinking this for a while and feeling super weird about it (and honestly not wanting my husband to notice) when one day he looked over and made the exact same observation. Strangely, it made me laugh and feel less embarrassed about how they looked.

hanbanan12
hanbanan12
2 months ago

As an EPer, this makes me feel less weird about my nips 😂

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