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You forgot to add the dogs water bowl, but other than that this is the perfect toy for my son. How do I place an order?
I actually bought a toy that had a bunch of tags sewn on to a piece of fabric. I thought perfect! He didn’t care for it and went back to playing with other random clothing tags. So strange.
Omfg I’m dying. Please add mom‘s dirty slippers. My 9 mo daughter flings her toys across the room to get to my filthy slippers. Just why.
It’s hideous and disgusting. I’ll take 10!
Add Roomba for my son. Our Roomba is abused!
Lol at mum’s toe😂
What a horrifying yet genius invention.
My kid plays with a bag of tostadas. He has a ton of toys, but they don’t matter. Babies are strange.
Hang on where does the crappy nappy fit into this? My girl looooves a good soiled nappy!
Mine would just be my phone wearing my glasses
Oh man, the USB. I can’t keep them out of my kids mouth!
Add a nipple and it’s perfect!
Can we request modifications? My baby loves my husbands shoes.
This is perfect oh my goodness I’m looking at this while my son is simultaneously playing with a tag and my necklace.
Needs more cell phones then it would be perfect.
My feet are unbelievably ticklish. I can’t even scratch them myself when they itch-it’s the worst. And I jerk my feet away if something tickles them.
Enter my 8 month old, who is fascinated with my toes. Ugh I’m so afraid I’m going to accidentally kick him one time he sneaks on my toe.
Don’t forget bits of dirt on the floor!
I actually chuckled out loud. But seriously, how much?
My kid is 6. He still wants to keep all the tags from his clothes because “it has <insert logo> on them”.
My kid has been obsessed with every single one of these. At one point we bought him a little blanket that had different tags all around it. We thought he would go nuts for it because he loved the tags on everything else but he couldn’t have cared less about it 😒
Is there enough room on there to add my cat’s tail?
I just asked my daughter why she prefers to chew on trash (water bottles, glass coffee bottles) instead of the 5 million teether toys we have 😂
Thanks, I hate it
Can we buy add ons? I need the dogs toys as well 😂
This is so real 😂😂😂😂
Add moms glasses that he likes to rip off my face and you can take my money.
I’d love to see this on Shark Tank. 😆
I love this, I can relate so much!
This is hilarious, accurate, and mildly terrifying. I’ll take 2 lol
Add a set of dirty car keys and my daughter would be happily entertained for hours 😂
I’ll take two please! 💰
This is amazing. If you ever launch a Kickstarter for this, let me know!
Hilarious!! The only thing I would add is phone
Needs a nipple added, it’s my kid’s favorite toy. XD Mom, Dad, Grandma, his hand is going down your shirt.
Or poison 😂😂 I’m dying
This is hysterical and frighteningly accurate. Love it 😂